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I was reading WonderWall. I absolutely love this quote from Lindsay’s lawyer:

“She is doing fine,” Lohan’s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley tells UsMagazine.com. “She has made some friends.”

Just the people she needs to surround herself with to improve her life - fellow inmates. Hopefully when they are all released, they’ll hang out together and create more crazy train drama for us celeb followers!

LOVE ME,

and my love for the public criticism of celebrities hard times - poor thing,

SPAM

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The milk man, the paperboy, the evening TV?

While browsing through my pictures, I can’t get the Full House song out of my head! I won’t bore you with a ton of vacation photos, but maybe some of my favorites. I also tried to be you and get a little artsy sometimes. There is a lot to do in San Francisco, when you have the time - Eight days, and a couple days of wandering on my own! We did everything: Giants baseball game, Alcatraz, WWII Submarines, Fisherman’s Wharf, Pier 39, Golden Gate, Golden Gate Park, Muir Woods, Chinatown, Haight-Ashbury, Grateful Dead’s House, Union Street shopping, Painted Ladies (Full House houses), Muir Woods, Twin Peaks, Sausalito, and on and on and on! What a fantastic 4th of July.

LOVE ME,

and the adventures of Jamanda Hajbauer on the 4th!

SPAM

P.S. That is Jayson eating a french fry with chopsticks.

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Fame,

Check out The Switch. What do you think?

LOVE ME,

and my shortest post ever,

SPAM

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Spam,

One of my favorite things to do in the summer is to duck out of work early to catch a late afternoon movie. But this summer is flying by and I haven’t been able to enjoy this yet. The only movie popcorn I’ve had since Zombieland was while watching RPatz and a shirtless T.Lautner fight for a brooding K.Stew (yes…I fought swarms of teenage girls for a theater seat the day after the movie opened). Well, summer isn’t over yet and I still have a few opportunities to catch a few good flicks.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice opened this past Wednesday. I don’t know if I’ve really liked Nicholas Cage in any movies besides the National Treasures, but I’ll chance it. Disney movies are usually entertaining.
Ramona and Beezus comes out July 23. I mentioned this one in a previous post, so I am excited it finally has a set opening date.
The Expendables. I just have to list off some of the actors to explain why: Sylvester Stalone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, and AHNAULD! I can’t believe the governor of CA is back making movies! (Well…he did say he would be…tee hee!) Anyways, even if this is just a loud, blow things up, and shoot people movie, it is definitely a must-see with all those big names in the credits. It comes out August 13.
..along with Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. A different kind of action movie, but this one looks pretty funny. How can you not smile at the dorkiness of Michael Cera?
And finally…Piranha 3-D. Did you ever watch the original? My siblings and I did…a lot. Along with Tremors. Both REALLY bad action/horror movies that ended up being a little funny.

Do you think I can get away with skipping out early five times over the course of the next month and a half?

Cheers to summer movies!

love, famous

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to describe these photos.
LOVE ME,
And trying to get portrait ideas for my Christmas card. Look forward to an awkward pic with Ruby, Dudley, and Max… and Jayson,
SPAM

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Fame,

So far so good. I’ve only lost Jayson’s jacket and my wallet. Yes, my wallet. It’s floating around the city on a bus. Or maybe a ferry. I can’t remember - hence, lost. Other than that, I recommend a visit to San Francisco. I’ve been here 4 days and still have not done all or seen all that I would like to. Good thing I have about 3 more days left!

How’s the MN/ND weather? I’ve heard I’m missing the warmest/hottest days so far. Here are a few picture updates (I haven’t lost my camera! Jayson did have to repair it once after I dropped it. I thought it was a lost cause for about 30 minutes. That was day 2!).

Uhhhhh - Just kidding (see comment about crap wireless connection on your gaga post). I’ll have plenty to share once I return to the land of no waiting an hour at bus stops!

LOVE ME,

and my mind that I haven’t lost… yet,

SPAM

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Spam,

I only wish I had some of his moves.

And I am completely jealous of your trip to the west coast. I can’t wait to hear about it!

Cheers to Grandpa GaGa,
love, famous

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Fame!

I’m off to San Francisco (at 5am tomorrow morning!!). So I will try and update you with a random picture. But I can’t wait - everyone says I’ll love it!

via Declan McCullough Photography

LOVE ME,

and my chance to finally get out of the office this summer. Who knew what is was like to not have the summer’s off anymore!

SPAM

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Fame,

Here is my summer playlist… so far (love Youtube and iTunes).

• Undo It by Carrie Underwood -  Belt along in the car song.
• Gypsy by Shakira, maybe my favorite on the list - I wish I could just roam all summer long song.
• My Chick Bad by Ludacris - In da club song.
• Little Lovin’ by Lissie - Inspiration and feel good song.
• Falling Slowly cover by Lee Dwyze and Crystal Bowersox - The Blahmerican Idol made me finally un-blah song.
• Wavin’ Flag by K’Naan, I loved it before it became the World Cup anthem - We can overcome obstacles with love song.
• Lover, Lover by Jerrod Niemman - Movin’ on while singing a song.
• Somewhere Over the Rainbow cover by Israel Kamakawiwo’ole’ - Daydream song.
• OMG by Usher - I will one day learn his moves song.
  
• If It’s Love by Train - Driving with him with the windows down song.

LOVE ME,

and love belting, roaming, loving, inspiring, daydreaming, and driving ALL SUMMER LONG!

SPAM

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Spam,

I was going to post about something else, but my morning news reading lead me to something I just had to share…

Have you ever watched Silent Library? I haven’t but I watched this…

And then I had to Wiki the show to find more information.  The rules are easy to understand after watching that video, but the group gets paid if they can keep their noise below a certain level during the challenge. Some of the challenges include:

Mayo Cone: The player has 30 seconds to eat a chocolate-covered cone filled with Mayonnaise

Electric Puzzle: The player must complete a jigsaw puzzle in 30 seconds while electric shocks are administered at random times.

Old Soup: The player lies supine on the floor, while a trembling elderly man eats a bowl of hot soup above his/her face. The soup drips, splatters, and pours on the player’s face.

Dish Water: The player must drink a glass of water from a tub of soaking, dirty dishes brought in by a busboy.

This one may be my favorite…

Sad Bee: An elderly man walks in with a bee costume on, the player must then stand face to face with the man until the man shocks the player with a tazer.

…because the players don’t know what is going to happen. Who would expect a tazer? From an old man in a bee costume? HILARIOUS!

There is a marathon on this weekend. Starting at noon tomorrow. I will be in Denver for work (by myself) and now know how I will spend my night…in my hotel room, with take-out or room service, laughing at people getting tazered by old men in bee costumes. I CAN’T WAIT!

Cheers to Sad Bees,

love, famous

PS. Yes. This is the stuff I consider news.

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