August 5th, 2010
You know what I miss…
my summer’s off.
July 26th, 2010
LiLo’s new fab friends
I was reading WonderWall. I absolutely love this quote from Lindsay’s lawyer:
“She is doing fine,” Lohan’s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley tells UsMagazine.com. “She has made some friends.”
Just the people she needs to surround herself with to improve her life - fellow inmates. Hopefully when they are all released, they’ll hang out together and create more crazy train drama for us celeb followers!
LOVE ME,
and my love for the public criticism of celebrities hard times - poor thing,
SPAM
June 30th, 2010
EVERYONE loves Lady GaGa
Spam,
I only wish I had some of his moves.
And I am completely jealous of your trip to the west coast. I can’t wait to hear about it!
Cheers to Grandpa GaGa,
love, famous
June 24th, 2010
Ssshhh…
Spam,
I was going to post about something else, but my morning news reading lead me to something I just had to share…
Have you ever watched Silent Library? I haven’t but I watched this…
And then I had to Wiki the show to find more information. The rules are easy to understand after watching that video, but the group gets paid if they can keep their noise below a certain level during the challenge. Some of the challenges include:
Mayo Cone: The player has 30 seconds to eat a chocolate-covered cone filled with Mayonnaise
Electric Puzzle: The player must complete a jigsaw puzzle in 30 seconds while electric shocks are administered at random times.
Old Soup: The player lies supine on the floor, while a trembling elderly man eats a bowl of hot soup above his/her face. The soup drips, splatters, and pours on the player’s face.
Dish Water: The player must drink a glass of water from a tub of soaking, dirty dishes brought in by a busboy.
This one may be my favorite…
Sad Bee: An elderly man walks in with a bee costume on, the player must then stand face to face with the man until the man shocks the player with a tazer.
…because the players don’t know what is going to happen. Who would expect a tazer? From an old man in a bee costume? HILARIOUS!
There is a marathon on this weekend. Starting at noon tomorrow. I will be in Denver for work (by myself) and now know how I will spend my night…in my hotel room, with take-out or room service, laughing at people getting tazered by old men in bee costumes. I CAN’T WAIT!
Cheers to Sad Bees,
love, famous
PS. Yes. This is the stuff I consider news.
June 5th, 2010
Sneak Peak Projects
Fame,
I’m awful at uploading pictures. They just sit on my camera! But, I love your bedroom so much, I’m encouraged to finish some rooms and hopefully show you!
First up, the guest bedroom. Easy enough because it’s the one room in the house that has wallpaper I can handle! The wallpaper is vintage looking and I can work with it. About 8 months ago I bought an old window frame to try and do something with for our bedroom - some headboard/deco project. But, it matches the guest bedroom, so here we go!
And a sneak peak at some of my wall hangings for the bathroom:
LOVE ME,
And my mustache art drawing skills - I knew it would come in handy someday!
SPAMANDA
(faucet prints from bethberg)
May 31st, 2010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAM!!
I have been looking for something funny, cute, or crazy all day long. I haven’t found anything and I’m running out of time. So all I have is a simple shout out. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THIS IS YOUR LAST YEAR OF BEING IN THE TWENTIES. HAVE FUN!!
Cheers to your birthday,
love, famous
May 3rd, 2010
Santa is leaving…with an attitude
Spam,
Remember this?
Well, Biking Santa saw his last Christmas. Here he is today…
…waiting for the garbage man. If you’re quick enough, maybe you could save him. I know you’ve always wanted a creepy Biking Santa that waves “Merry Christmas” to neighbors and passers-by.
Holiday Cheers!
love, famous
April 16th, 2010
Wet Wet, Run Away!!
Spam,
Now that my commute is a little longer, I’ve been switching up my radio stations to keep myself entertained. One in particular has a REALLY funny morning show and on Thursdays they do a segment called “War of the Roses.” The DJ’s call a possibly-cheating man, ask him to answer a short survey and in return they will send a dozen roses to a woman of his choosing. You would think this would be a pretty sad situation, especially played over the air, but yesterday was the first one I caught and it was HILARIOUS!
Go to daveryanshow.com and click on the red bar “War of the Roses Exclusive Hear Stoner Nick.”
Cheers to Waking and Baking,
love, famous
PS. I am REALLY excited to see you this weekend and tour your new house!!
April 12th, 2010
Hot and spicy lady bugs
Famous,
Did you know that lady bugs smell? I never knew that, that is until a car ride yesterday. Jayson and I had been working for a few hours in our yard when we decided to take a break and go for a soda and snacks.
We stopped at a convenience store, hopped back in the car with our goodies, and:
Jayson - There is a lady bug in here somewhere.
Me - What?
Jayson - Is it in my hair, or on my hat?
Me - No. I don’t see one.
Jayson - I‘m telling you, there is a lady bug in here. I smell it.
Me - Lady bugs smell?
Jayson - Yes, and there is one around here. Unless it’s that (looking at my recently opened bag of Hot and Spicy Cheez-its). Let me smell that.
(I hold the bag up to his nose…)
Jayson - Yep, that’s it.
Me - So lady bugs smell just like Hot and Spicy Cheez-its??
Jayson - Apparently.
LOVE ME,
and him, because someone has to, the big lug,
SPAMANDA
April 12th, 2010
Please don’t say they’re coming back…
SCRUNCHIES? Noooo.
Look what I found in a recent magazine…
LOVE ME,
And the more I think about it, they really would cause less damage to our hair than the elastic bands. However, they also slide about half way down the ponytail after an hour.
SPAM